Gallagher and Metallagher: Together At Last!

Okay, comedian and king of bad puns Gallagher may not be metal, but his recently announced performance at Station 4 in St. Paul on Thursday, December 10 will be a special one. That's because the ultimate tribute fusion band, Metallagher, will be supporting the legendary comedian. That's right - a Metallica tribute band with a Gallagher impersonator as frontman, complete with fruit-smashing routines and lame jokes. According to Metallagher's Myspace page, Gallagher will meet with fans from 8–9 and perform at 9, and Metallagher will take the stage at 11. Special "Splatter Zone" seats are being sold, and the seats will be removed after Gallagher is done.